Let's just group all the terrible into one post...

In no particular order of horribleness -

#14 - Stacey

#13 - Jeannie

#12 - Carol-Anne

#11 - Harriet "The Sexy One"

#10 - Carla "The Real Friendly One"

Ladies.  To quote one of my favorite ad campaigns in recent history - "That's not how this works.  That's not how ANY of this works."

To my lady readers, when's the last time you all descended upon a marginally attractive British man just because he says "bottle" the way Brits do?  

And ladies, is it common practice for you to let your heat bill lapse to the point where you need to cuddle naked with each other?  Are you THAT cold you invite a strange, horny foreigner back to your house to sleep with all three of you?

I get it.  Everyone in this damn movie is trying to shoot their shot.  But let's talk about unrealistic expectations for British men traveling to Wisconsin.

And it's Colin Friggin' Frissell.  These ladies aren't going to look past his utter creep factor just because he speaks funny?!?!

And since we're talking about speaking funny...Shannon Elizabeth and Denise Richards may just have the worst.southern.accents in all of film history.  

Nope, no American stereotypes to see here.  #RollsEyes  

Wait, you're trying to tell me neither of them received Oscar nominations for their award-winning characterizations of southern women in charge of their sexuality?  #RollsEyesAgain

And why do they have SOUTHERN ACCENTS WHEN THEY ARE FROM WISCONSIN?!?!  THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.